What started as a big scoop for a tech blog has
        turned into a full-scale legal matter. Gizmodo.com
        purchased a prototype of Apple's not-yet-released
       updated iPhone after it was left in a Silicon Valley
        bar. Apple responded by goading the local DA into
        searching the home of Gizmodo's editor and taking
        computer equipment as "part of the investigation."

          Moral of the story: Don't torch off Steve Jobs.


        The Top Signs You've Torched Off Apple Computer


8> Mac users look at you with even more disdain than usual.

7> Your new security password must be at LEAST 500 characters
    long.

6> Turns out the "iPoo" label on the box just delivered to
    you wasn't a typo after all.

5> Your iPod suddenly contains nothing but 2500 copies of
    "Little Bunny Foo-Foo."

4> Apple store security refuses to let you wait in line for
    three days with the other lemmings to purchase the new
    iWhateverThey'reSelling.

3> You come to in the ice-filled bathtub just in time to see
    a guy in a black turtleneck walking away with your liver.

2> At your family's Fourth of July picnic, your mother snarls,
    "No pie for you, Windows-boy!"


                 and Topfive.com's Number 1 Sign
               You've Pissed Off Apple Computer...

1.  Processing legal fees?  There's an app for that!