10> Cardiac ICU patients will have first dibs on the lower bunk.

9> To qualify for pre-approval, all medical procedures require
    proof of political support at the ballot box.

8> Patients have choice of hooking up IV lines to saline bags
    or margarita pitchers.

7> Any instruments accidentally left inside you during surgery
    are now considered stolen government property.

6> If you hold section 423.11.04/a36 sub-paragraph C up
    to a mirror, it reveals John Boehner's personal cocoa
    butter recipe.

5> Free federally funded Valium for all MSNBC viewers. (Republican
      amendment)

4> Strangely, Republican Senate and House leaders are required
    to receive mandatory weekly colonoscopies.

3> Pages 12,542-38,294 are just line after line reading,
    "All work and no play make Jack a dull boy."

2> Hidden clause makes Kenyan-born Americans eligible to be
    president.


 Number 1 Hidden
               Provision of the Health Care Bill...



1> Now covered at 50 percent: Disco Fever, Rockin' Pneumonia,
    Boogie-Woogie Flu.