14> "Just a Fresca for me, thanks."

13> "Can't hang out, man.  Gotta take little Timmy here to
     ballet class."

12> "Let's go with the plain white enamel crown, please."

11> "Oops, my briefs are showing!"

10> "Coco Chanel always said to look in the mirror before leaving
     the house and remove at least one piece of jewelry."

9> "Ain't no such thing as 'too much banjo.'"

8> "Hey, you're going to damage the needle doing that!
     Just let it play!"

7> "Who's up for 'Pictionary'?"

6> "Man, turn that bass down.  I can scarcely hear myself think!"

5> "No... thank YOU, officer.  I believe I *have* learned a
     valuable lesson this time."

4> "This Zima is the shiznizzle, but two is my limit."

3> "We can't record it this way, with all of these grammatical
     errors -- for gosh sakes, we're role models!"

2> "Heavens to Betsy, ladies!  Put some clothes on!
     You'll catch your death of cold!!"


and the Number 1 Thing You Seldom Hear Rappers Say...


1> "Now wave your hands in the air like you're trying to catch
     fireflies on a warm Cape Cod summer evening!"