Fraudulent ballots in the Afghanistan election are being discounted, dropping President Hamid Karzai's total from 55 to 47 percent, which means he and the top challenger, Abdullah Abdullah, will go into a runoff. That's unlike the Iranian elections where the top challenger goes into a wood-chipper.   (riter, comedian Frank King)
 
Hey, some good news for Rush Limbaugh. The Oakland Raiders are offering to give him the team for free.

What’s going on with the Oakland Raiders? You know, I don’t want to say the Raiders are bad, but you know, now, a lot of fans are painting their faces just so they won’t be recognized.  (Jay Leno)

The minimum wage in Colorado will be dropping by 3-cents. It's hard to save in Colorado....just ask the Rockies pitching staff.

One of the top-selling costumes this Halloween is a vampire version of President Obama called Barackula. Not so popular, Congressman Barney Frankenstein.   (Conan O'Brien)

President Obama is going to send $250 to all of those senior citizens. The bad news is that he’s going to send them $10 at a time on their birthday. (Jimmy Fallon)


Tyra Banks is the top earning woman in Prime Time television, making $30 Million a year. Or in media terms she is the wealthiest woman who isn't Oprah. (Jim Barach)


The bad news? Sea World was sold. The worse news? It was sold to the owner of the Long John Silver's seafood restaurant chain.