A new survey shows Nebraskans are the second happiest citizens in the U.S.  We would have been number one if it wasn't for road construction and Husker men's basketball.


Actor Charlie Sheen is spending some time in rehab “as a preventative measure”, according to his publicist. It seems a little late; kind of like Yoko Ono taking singing lessons.


This just in: Tiger is planning on another press conference to apologize for boring the heck out of everybody for 13 minutes.


ABC News will cut between 300 and 400 staffers.  Many affected employees plan to get out of journalism entirely.  They’ve already sent their resumes over to MSNBC