9. Think you can hide from the IRS? Dude, you can't even hide
    from your seventh-grade girlfriend!

8. Senate Bills would require 60 "Likes This" to proceed to
    a floor vote.

7. How strange! Barack Obama is a fan of Acorn.  Hmmm.

6. Republicans are hell-bent on reducing the size of government
    by having it run by Twitter instead.

5. The military finally finds Bin Laden, but he ignores their
    friend request.

4. Voter participation is at a record high now that the "Which
    Brady Bunch Character Are You?" quiz is a factor.

3. The Democratic Party just took the quiz "What system of
    government are you?" and got the result "Socialist".

2. Same as the real world: The Kennedys own you in
    Mafia Wars.


                    and the Number 1
           Difference If Facebook Ran the Government...


1. "Hello, Justice Sotomayor. Justice Roberts has just thrown
    a custard pie at you!"