Have you seen the clip of New Mexico’s women’s soccer player, Elisabeth Lambert, slamming a Brigham Young player to the ground by her pony tail? The bad news? Lambert has been suspended. The good news? Lambert picked up an endorsement deal with Midol .    (comedy writer Alex Kaseberg)

Most NBA teams are economizing this season, doing everything from using cheaper half-time entertainment to reducing their roster size. No word yet on whether it's bad enough for the teams to dismiss all their in-house tattoo artists. (Jake Novak)

A woman is going to give birth live online. The baby is expected to be born after 8 months, 2 weeks and 3 minutes of buffering.  (Pedro Bartes)

U.S. Airways Captain Sully Sullenberger was named Grand Marshal of the Tournament of Roses Parade in Pasadena on New Year's Day. The heroic airline pilot was a natural choice to headline the Rose Parade. You can't even say the word float without thinking of him.

A man and woman in Britain have become the oldest couple in the world to divorce, at the age of 98.
… It looks like they’re each going to have to move back in with their parents.