10> "Who wants to help me move all day Saturday? Free pizza!"

9> "The legal team representing Gene Simmons has taken control
     of this Facebook account, effective immediately. If you have
     had intimate relations Mr. Simmons in the past six months,
     please contact us ASAP."

8> "The itching tells me that what happens in Vegas doesn't
     always stay in Vegas."

7> "Robert has become a fan of ACORN."

6> "The bad news: My girlfriend just dumped me again.
     The good news: stock prices for Kleenex and Hornaday
   are going up!"

5> "Who defriended me? WHO THE HECK DEFRIENDED ME?!"

4> "Just found out I'm prego. Private message me if you think
     it's yours."

3> "25 Things You Didn't Know About My Cold Sore"

2> "Little Joey just made his first stinky in the big boy
     potty! Check out the pottycam!"


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1> "Dave just acquired 2 extra tubes of Clearasil in Acne Wars."