Here is an idea. NOT MINE. (from contributor Sharon)
Posted in The Morning Fun Barge at 08:02AM on 05/05/2010
Here's a solution to all the controversy over full-body scanners at
the airports. Have a booth that you can step into that will not X-ray you, but will
detonate any explosive device you may have on you! It would be a win-win for everyone -
there would be no racial profiling and would eliminate a long and expensive trial. Justice would be quick and swift. Case Closed!

I can see it now: you're in the airport terminal and you hear a
muffled explosion.

Shortly thereafter an announcement comes over the PA system,
"Attention standby passengers we now have a seat available on flight
1161.

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Stafford Thompson
Stafford Thompson was born and raised in Kearney and Johnson Lake, and is very familiar with the area. He graduated from Brown Institute of Broadcasting in Minneapolis, Minnesota in 1983. Having met the beautiful, talented, lovely, intelligent, effervescent and brimming-with-life Jeanie, Stafford married her and hauled her off to his first radio job in Alliance, Nebraska. After a couple years, it was off to Salina, Kansas, where they lived for about 15 years, raising their three children Bryan, Logan and Mariah. Staff and the family moved back to Johnson Lake in 1998 and have every intention of staying forever. Full-circle. Back home. Stafford is proud to be your captain. All Aboard!

Pam Snyder
Pam Snyder is the Promotions Director and Announcer at KRVN AM/FM. Been here 25 years. Married to Frank. Live in Bertrand, Nebraska. Daughter Lindsey Robison, son-in-law Joey Robison and son Jarrod Hird. Love to ride horses, walk outside, attend rock and country concerts and watch NFL Football (especially the Minnesota Vikings).