Jack Daniels - thanks to contributor Dan Finken!
Posted
in The Morning Fun Barge
at 06:47AM on 05/03/2010
I went fishing this morning but after a short time I ran out of worms.
Then I saw a cottonmouth with a frog in his mouth. Frogs are good bass
bait.
Knowing the snake couldn't bite me with the frog in his mouth I
grabbed him right behind the head, took the frog, and put it in my
bait bucket.
Now the dilemma was how to release the snake without getting bit. So,
I grabbed my bottle of Jack Daniels and poured a little whiskey in
it's mouth. His eyes rolled back, he went limp. I released him into
the lake without incident and carried on fishing using the frog.
A little later, I felt a nudge on my foot. There was that same snake -
with two frogs in his mouth.
Then I saw a cottonmouth with a frog in his mouth. Frogs are good bass
bait.
Knowing the snake couldn't bite me with the frog in his mouth I
grabbed him right behind the head, took the frog, and put it in my
bait bucket.
Now the dilemma was how to release the snake without getting bit. So,
I grabbed my bottle of Jack Daniels and poured a little whiskey in
it's mouth. His eyes rolled back, he went limp. I released him into
the lake without incident and carried on fishing using the frog.
A little later, I felt a nudge on my foot. There was that same snake -
with two frogs in his mouth.
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