You might not have
known this, but a lot of non-living objects are actually either
male or female. Here are some examples:

FREEZER BAGS: They are
male, because they hold everything in, but you can see right
through them.

PHOTOCOPIERS: These are
female, because once turned off; it takes a while to warm
them up again.
They are an effective reproductive
device if the right buttons are pushed, but can also wreak
havoc if you push the wrong Buttons.

TIRES: Tires are male,
because they go bald easily and are often over inflated

HOT AIR BALLOONS: Also a
male object, because to get them to go anywhere, you have to
light a fire under their butt.

SPONGES: These are
female, because they are soft, squeezable and retain water.

WEB PAGES:
Female,
because they're constantly being looked at and frequently
getting hit on.


TRAINS: Definitely male,
because they always use the same old lines for picking up
people.


EGG TIMERS: Egg timers
are female because, over time, all the weight shifts to the
bottom.


HAMMERS: Male, because
in the last 5000 years, they've hardly changed at all, and
are occasionally handy to have around..
 

THE REMOTE CONTROL:
Female Ha! You probably thought it would be male, but
consider this: A man uses it a lot, he'd be lost
without it, and while he doesn't always know which buttons
to push, he just keeps trying.