Take this test and try not to read ahead.
Posted in The Morning Fun Barge at 07:11AM on 05/06/2010
 1. How do you put a giraffe into a refrigerator?

The correct answer is: Open the refrigerator, put in
the giraffe, and close the door. This question tests
whether you tend to do simple things in an overly
complicated way.

 2 How do you put an elephant into a refrigerator?

 Did you say, Open the refrigerator, put in the
elephant, and close the refrigerator?  Wrong Answer.
Correct Answer: Open the refrigerator, take out the giraffe, put in
the elephant and close the door. This tests your ability to think through
 the repercussions of your previous actions.

 3. The Lion King is hosting an animal conference. All the animals
 Attend .... Except one. Which animal does not attend?


Correct Answer : The Elephant. The elephant is in the refrigerator.
You just put him in there. This tests your memory. Okay, even if you
did not answer the first three questions correctly, you still have
one more chance to show your true abilities.

4. There is a river you must cross but it is used by crocodiles, and
You do not have a boat. How do you manage it?


Correct Answer: You jump into the river and swim across. Have you
not been listening?
                 All the crocodiles are attending the Animal Meeting.
                This tests whether you learn quickly from your mistakes.

According to Anderson Consulting Worldwide, around 90% of the
Professionals they tested got all questions wrong, but many
preschoolers got several correct answers.
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Stafford Thompson
Stafford Thompson was born and raised in Kearney and Johnson Lake, and is very familiar with the area. He graduated from Brown Institute of Broadcasting in Minneapolis, Minnesota in 1983. Having met the beautiful, talented, lovely, intelligent, effervescent and brimming-with-life Jeanie, Stafford married her and hauled her off to his first radio job in Alliance, Nebraska. After a couple years, it was off to Salina, Kansas, where they lived for about 15 years, raising their three children Bryan, Logan and Mariah. Staff and the family moved back to Johnson Lake in 1998 and have every intention of staying forever. Full-circle. Back home. Stafford is proud to be your captain. All Aboard!

Pam Snyder
Pam Snyder is the Promotions Director and Announcer at KRVN AM/FM. Been here 25 years. Married to Frank. Live in Bertrand, Nebraska. Daughter Lindsey Robison, son-in-law Joey Robison and son Jarrod Hird. Love to ride horses, walk outside, attend rock and country concerts and watch NFL Football (especially the Minnesota Vikings).